forlornpencil:

wavrado:

specialbreakfast:

hinoneko:

quackity:

“The vast majority of foodborne illness outbreaks involve the following Vital food safety procedures.”

I don’t like where this is going.

“Mark sipped his tea but didn’t swallow.”

oh dear

“Every year, thousands of UK women, such as Katie Price, make the decision to have a boob job.”

(table flip) KATIE PRICE AND BREAST IMPLANTS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!

“I’m pretty sure he was a robot.”
I
AM
OKAY
WITH
THIS

“Airon, the old black centaur, sank back on his bed of furs as Artax’s hoofbeats were dying away.”

oh boy, centaurs.

“We slog back to the train in silence. In the hallway outside my door, Haymitch gives my shoulder a pat and says, “You could do a lot worse, you know.”

LOOOOOLLL What does this mean?!